What is that? A tee?
On a golf tour in Texas, Tiger Woods drives his Buick into a petrol station. The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Southern manner.
“Howdy, partner.” says the attendant, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
Tiger nods a quick “Hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the forecourt.
“What the hell are those?” asks the attendant.
“They’re tees.” replies Tiger.
“Huh? What on God’s earth do you use those for?” inquires the Texan.
“Well, they’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving.” says Tiger.
“Holy shee-attt,” says the Yank, “Buick thinks of everything!”
