Some benefits of being very popular, or very unpopular

When you become universally popular, you automatically reap the benefits of free publicity that normal people can’t buy, even with great amount of money, simply because you represent the icon of time. People would put your photo on mugs, on T-shirt, on books, on toys, etc. I won’t attempt to distinguish between popular and unpopular, since the word unpopular contains popular anyway… You can’t become unpopular unless you’re already popular. In other words, you must become popular first, then you either remain popular or jump to the unpopular camp, but the status is same as far as we’re concerned here.

For example Paris Hilton gets free publicity everywhere she shows up, or plans to show up, just like recently she plans to stay at the Hyatt hotel for her first visit to Shanghai instead of her own family’s Hilton chain, then all the local newspaper talk about it at page one. Tiger Woods gets the same attention from media as well, but he doesn’t bother tell people about his plan. Journalists, especially those without a functional brain, love those icons, they would happily write about their most insignifant events at anyday anytime.

So naturally, when you’re the emperor of the America Empire, you deserve at least the same attentions without doing anything. However, the current emperor is aiming squarely at world domination, nothing less will satisfy him, therefore he deserves way much more attention than anyone else on Earth, alive or death! Beside having his face hung in every federal office building, in uncountable styles of mugs and T-shirts, he also shows up in some comparison between him and a specie of mamal that resemble tremendously to human, for free and without his awareness. Sometime he is also compared to the worst leaders of our time, those monsters who reminded us that humans are still barbarous and evil, deep in our soul.

Artists and creators also devote huge amount of time to worship him. For example I’ve collected some snapshots here.

You can also buy electronic keychain to worship him.

And in case you don’t have enough money to buy the keychain to see the countdown everyday, I’m attaching a flash version of it here, so you simply have to revisit this blog once a day, I guarantee you’ll feel almost as good as having a real keychain.

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